25th March 2001

A FAKE FOR FUN INTERVIEW with Homer Simpson
Chris= Chris Rotherham
Homer= Homer Simpson

Chris: so homer were shall we start um...
Homer: At the end mabe?
(pause)
Chris: So um... what have you been doing lately
Homer: Sleeping, Eating more sleeping...
Chris: I see, well people say u r unfit!
Homer: D'oh
Chris: infact our TV poll says that 99% of the audience says U R dangerously unfit but there was 1% error in the poll
Homer: nuts
(pause)
Homer: mmmmm......Dohnuts
Chris: You see what i mean readers ? always talking about food
Homer: Know look here I'm not that lazy, Egg head
Chris: Hey don't call me Egg head, fatty
Homer: SHUT UP!!!
Chris: ____(censored)____ go back to your main course
Homer: Well.... allright
(Pause)
Homer: hey.............. Stop insulting me
Chris: ok ok ok
Chris: hows the kids?
Homer: Oh boy the racket lisa makes withe her saxamopowone and barts trouble... its Hell
Chris: and Margret
Homer:....................help............
Chris: Maggie
Homer: oh um....the smell is the worst
Chris: whats marge like then?
Homer: Tall blue hair purls...
Chris: no no no what has she been up to?
Homer: about the middle of her hair in the deep end of the swimming pool
Chris:............i see...........
Chris: oh look at the time i must dash you see the simpsons is on in 3 days time

Chris rushes out of thge interview room leving homer tring to touch his nose with his tonge